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Oh, the things we say on MSN.

Those of you who are a part of it know what I mean!

Post any strange or funny things you're hearing other people say. I'm not starting. Spiritual quotes are welcomed as well, anything insightful will be read on here, so take advantage.

Have fun.

May the Thchoing be with you.

The Thchoing is Sententia - dont worry be happy...thats what I say

Heres one I loved by Nikki

"Once I was lost......and now......Im still lost"

love it

Lovey

Okay, me, Cosmic_Debris, and Animus were discussing what we would do if the world ended, and how we would retreat into nature. And I said we'd be nature neighbors. Anyway, this is the epic result of it.

Jebus - Were here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun cant shine everyday.... says:
BAHAHAHAHAHHA
you would need a guitar

Aliunas says:
and asword. just cause they're cool
*sword

Jebus - Were here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun cant shine everyday.... says:
i would grow bamboo
and make a unch of flutes

Aliunas says:

we could be nature neighbors

Jebus - Were here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun cant shine everyday.... says:
so i can train animals to play

Aliunas says:
year zero

Jebus - Were here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun cant shine everyday.... says:
and we can jam to stairway

Matt says:
LMAO

Jebus - Were here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun cant shine everyday.... says:
epic

Matt says:
LOL

Yeah. I apparently don't know anything about Euros and pounds.


michelle says:
like when i get my £15million and get everyone who wants it a new life
lmoa ali

Aliunas says:
i want a cool euro button
yeah

Jebus - Were here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun cant shine everyday.... says:
thats pounds

Aliunas says:
oh crap
thats right
euro is the c thingy
right?

Jebus - Were here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun cant shine everyday.... says:
lol

Aliunas says:
you guys.. didnt see anything

Matt says:
lol

loveyduck says:

Aliunas says:
i ate like half a jar of pepperoncini today. i know suffering

Matt says:
if a genie appeared to you right now, and would grant you one wish what would you wish for?
Aliunas says:
a different genie that wasnt a selfish bastard to only give me one wish
Matt says:
HAHAHAH
Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
BAHAHH
too good
Aliunas says:
hehe
Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
i cant even answer after that

Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
BAHHAh
k dere chum
Matt says:
i am not shark bait
Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
BAHAHAH
no but you can be

or you rarm

Matt says:

Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
lol
jk
ur too useful
it be lik
kicking a lind ampuee puppy
blind
BLIND AMPUTEE PUPPY
bob
STP TYPING LIKE A REATARD
Matt says:
HASHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aliunas says:
allah akbar

Matt says:
holla, snackbar, is what i say

Matt says:
if a genie appeared to you right now, and would grant you one wish what would you wish for?
Aliunas says:
a different genie that wasnt a selfish bastard to only give me one wish
Matt says:
HAHAHAH
Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
BAHAHH
too good
Aliunas says:
hehe
Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
i cant even answer after that



LMAO - that is the best one yet!!!!

Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
mmmmy ya
tropicana
i go through one of those cartons a day
Aliunas says:
you reminded me. i have orange juice
Matt says:
that's me with pig blood
Aliunas says:
LMAO

Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
but it doesnt have the pot leabes?
Matt says:
what
lol
Aliunas says:
LOOOOL
Jebus - Time to get into the sun.. says:
the incarnata
DOES
NOT
HAVE
POT
SHAPED
LEAVES??

God must be amused at me... LOL.
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Aliunas ~In Lak’ech Ala K’in~ says:
i just visualized that and saw something pretty cool. this like, etheric body just drifting into this light
Martin says:

michelle says:
yes light
Aliunas ~In Lak’ech Ala K’in~ says:
i wonder what thats like lol just drifting around in endless light
michelle says:
lol
dunno
Aliunas ~In Lak’ech Ala K’in~ says:
i hope they have video games up there
LOL
jk
michelle says:
lol

amanda. says:
Wait, I don't understand what just happened. So me and some of my friends from the country are fighting two other guys. And upon seeing this, my wife's only reaction is to reach out and grab some balls? This woman is clearly a fucking moron. Why did I marry her? Where did I even meet this troglodyte?
Matt says:
"i'll see you in HELL...... from heaven"
Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says:
BHAHAHAHAH
wow i forgot abotu that world.. trogladite
amanda. says:
troglodyte made me laugh like a retarded whale

Matt says:
mmmmm crapes
Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says:
its craps with an e in it
Matt says:
how embarrassing would it be for someone to order tham
them
adn not know how to pronouce
it
lol
amanda. says:
i love crapes
hahahah
Matt says:
i would like some craps please
Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says:
BAHAHAHA
Matt says:
"what?"
amanda. says:
LMAO
Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says:
id like 4 craps please
with chocolate sauce
Matt says:
LOL
amanda. says:
please, some craps. i need some craps.
Matt says:
put some sugar on this crap for me
Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says:
e evrytime i come here i have the craps
BAHHAH
amanda. says:
HhHAHAHAHA
ertpfht
gdnht
gfht
eyf
im laughing so hard
Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says:
BAHAHHA
now thats perfection

Classic MSN moments that just make me laugh so much
If your ever feeling down in the day - there is only one place to go...and its right at HE@MSN
Love the place and the people


amanda. says (11:09 a.m.):

"i always get the craps when i come here"
HAHAHAHA

Animus says (11:09 a.m.):
hahah

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:09 a.m.):
LOL

Animus says (11:09 a.m.):
we're totalitarian
we don't ask

amanda. says (11:09 a.m.):
too late

Animus says (11:09 a.m.):
because we own you

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:10 a.m.):
KIK
were more then that

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:11 a.m.):
HCOKEY
HOCKEY
HOCKEY

amanda. says (11:11 a.m.):
yeah we are, but its classified

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:11 a.m.):
i can ask wht ever the f*** i want

Animus says (11:12 a.m.):
i feel like i've ate an angry turtle

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:12 a.m.):
ah
too much grease
my son

Animus says (11:12 a.m.):
yeah

loveyduck says (11:12 a.m.):
LMAO

Animus says (11:12 a.m.):
lol

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:12 a.m.):
lol
i do that once in a wh ile

Animus says (11:12 a.m.):
do not laugh at my suffering lovey
lol jk

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:12 a.m.):
the wrose was a large pizza, spagheti and dairy ueen, plus chips and icecream

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:13 a.m.):
that was a rough night

Animus says (11:13 a.m.):
i bet it was worth it
lol

Jebus - And if your head explodes, with thoughts forboding to, ill see you on the darkside of the moon... says (11:13 a.m.):
ya
it tasted so good goin down
especialy the dairyueen
lol

Animus says (11:13 a.m.):
the grindingg stomach pains and long nights in the bathroom are worth it
lol

loveyduck says (11:13 a.m.):
man if anyone got hold of what some of u guys said - tHeyd make a million on comedy show

Matt says:
ahhh illegal software and music, where would i be without ye
amanda. says:
in a cold dark place called the law
Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says:
uranus
peter says:
watching porn
?
Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says:
BAHAHAHAH
amanda. says:
LOL
Matt says:
LOLOLOL
Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says:
ah 3 good answers

oh yes, well amanda, did you know that a car will make it much easier for you to make friendss, and you'll be a better person because the car is so awesome so it makes you awesome by extension

lol
amanda. says:
well duh, matt. my toyota carolla will make everyone like me and ill pay less gas to drive around and destroy the earth in tiny incriments
Matt says:
LMFAO
hahahhahahhashahahhaahhahaaha
amanda. says:
sorry mr. flower. my synthetic automobile is more important than your little consciouss that is inferior to mine *runs over*

Matt says:
lol me too amanda. team sports are not very interesting to me. probably because my brain is too slow to follow
amanda. says:
id just rather be by myself and figure out what lifes all about
lol
Matt says:
amen and awoman
amanda. says:
and asexual

amanda. says:
stupid divine, always making people live and not telling them why

amanda says (12:19 p.m.):
matteus

Animus says (12:19 p.m.):
i have taken up the string instrument called a guitar lol

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:19 p.m.):
lol

amanda says (12:19 p.m.):
OH SWEET MARY JESUS AND JOSEPH

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:19 p.m.):
YOUR JUST TELLING HER THAT NOW

Animus says (12:19 p.m.):
and i am trying to learn come as you are lol

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:19 p.m.):
wow u all play the guitar?

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:19 p.m.):
lol
YES
one of us
one of us

Animus says (12:19 p.m.):
and somewhat damaged

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:19 p.m.):
good one matt

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:19 p.m.):
one of us

amanda says (12:19 p.m.):
LETS. START. A. BAND. RIGHT THE *bleep* NOW

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:19 p.m.):
one if us

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:19 p.m.):
lol

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:19 p.m.):
LOL
well call it

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:20 p.m.):
yeah thats a good idea u lot

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:20 p.m.):
trifecta

amanda says (12:20 p.m.):
well call it the amanda show

Animus says (12:20 p.m.):
LOLLLLLLLL

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:20 p.m.):
or bumdarts

Animus says (12:20 p.m.):
HAGAHAHAHHAHAA

amanda says (12:20 p.m.):
tchoing

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:20 p.m.):
sweet anal ass ponys

Animus says (12:20 p.m.):
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:20 p.m.):
that would be something to see

amanda says (12:20 p.m.):
HAHAUXHWIEHVFKQ3JJT;EBEVFJERATB

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:20 p.m.):
lol

amanda says (12:20 p.m.):
LOLOL

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:20 p.m.):
ripping anus
dead skin

Animus says (12:20 p.m.):
that can be your solo project jesse lol

amanda says (12:20 p.m.):
the crepes of crapus

Animus says (12:20 p.m.):
LOL

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:20 p.m.):
BAHAHAH

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:20 p.m.):
lol

Animus says (12:21 p.m.):
the crap crepes

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:21 p.m.):
the clit ticklers

Animus says (12:21 p.m.):
HAHHAHA

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:21 p.m.):
omg i am gonna get that bit and post to the forum

Animus says (12:21 p.m.):
no

amanda says (12:21 p.m.):
WTF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:21 p.m.):
LOL

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:21 p.m.):
PMSL

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:21 p.m.):
LOL

Animus says (12:21 p.m.):
hahah

amanda says (12:21 p.m.):
just quote jesse
"the clit ticklers"

Animus says (12:21 p.m.):
HAHAHHA

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:21 p.m.):
BAHAH

amanda says (12:21 p.m.):
or post it to SF

Jebus - Before I sink, into the big sleep, I want to hear.... I want to hear, the scream of the butterfly says (12:21 p.m.):
LOL
since anal*bleep* is taken

loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:22 p.m.):
lol
amanda says (12:22 p.m.):
!!!!!!!!!!!!
loveyduck - Om Namah Shivaya says (12:22 p.m.):
brb - *sniggers *

This is what makes my day in many cases - listening to these three...hilarious!!!

Jebus - "Go eat some turkey you animal hating mother fuckers" says:
*either her net is being gay..... or you made her break through the preverbial wall of self exsistance ad made her trip balls
*lol

amandazon says:
ass whore crack
Jebus - Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free, Desperetly in need of some strangers hand in a desperate land says:
micro whore wave

amandazon says:
HAHAHAH
Matt says:
vegetable whore drawer
amandazon says:
ramen whore noodles
Matt says:
LOL
hahahaa
Jebus - Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free, Desperetly in need of some strangers hand in a desperate land says:
freezer whore door
Matt says:
LMAO
amandazon says:
LOLOL
Jebus - Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free, Desperetly in need of some strangers hand in a desperate land says:
wooden whore spoon
amandazon says:
nintendo whore 64
L
Jebus - Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free, Desperetly in need of some strangers hand in a desperate land says:
cheese whore grater
amandazon says:
O
L
Matt says:
linoleum whore floor
amandazon says:
JKHWQIHGW;RHEA]
Jebus - Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free, Desperetly in need of some strangers hand in a desperate land says:
coffe whor emaker
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HABAHHAHAHAHA

Matt says:
flatscreen whore tv
Jebus - Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free, Desperetly in need of some strangers hand in a desperate land says:
no
no
no
no
no
non
oon
on
non
amandazon says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jebus - Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free, Desperetly in need of some strangers hand in a desperate land says:
killed
jk
brb
cointinue vaccume whore bag
Matt says:
LMAOO
hahahahaha
dish whore washer
amandazon says:
garden whore hoe
Matt says:
HAHBAHAHASGHAHDHFUHF
best one ever
lawn whore mower
amandazon says:
LMMMMMMMAO
Matt says:
this is the best thing
ever
lol